I should have worn my hat today at the beach.

Early this morning, I was greeted by a low tide, overcast sky, and only a few vacationers. Good, I thought, I won't even need my hat; my zinc sun lotion is more than enough protection for my face.

So . . . I happily started my routine of fast walking, interspersed with some arm and leg exercises. After some thirty minutes, I was completely relaxed, my mind absorbed by the sights and sounds of the beach: a canopy of stratus clouds over grayish-green water, receding wavelets revealing sand patterns that looked like a quilted bedspread, a few surfers, a kayak, kelp bulbs that popped under my weight, and the plaintive cries of seagulls. All was right with the world.

And then, I looked up at a couple of Blue Herons flying directly over my head.

SPLAT!

I really should have worn my hat today at the beach.
 


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Patricia
11/09/2012 8:41pm

LOL.... Life's duality very apparent.

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Susanna
12/17/2012 6:11pm

Glad I discovered your blogs. They are lighthearted and funny.

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Olivia J.
01/07/2013 8:04pm

Having read your blog, I will be certain to wear my hat from now on when walking at the beach. Very funny, though, when excrement lands on someone else.

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Gerald W.
02/11/2013 2:06pm

The one time you don't do what you customarily do --- That's when poop happens.

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